I have a stalker… and it’s getting on my nerves. He is not per se the freaky kind that hides in bushes and all that but he somehow managed to get my number and texts me incessantly. I love my phone, I love receiving texts (FROM PEOPLE I KNOW AND WANT TO HEAR FROM). So now that there are unwitty messages bombarding my poor old cellphone at all hours of the WORK day, I am quite upset. Half the time when the phone beeps, i smile hoping that it’s my Lavah sending me a text to wish me a great day, but NO, it is something like ‘heya…i hv a well thought out idea that not even u can say no to ;-)..wana hear it?’ NO I DON’T waNa HEAR IT!! I want to get on with my day and do my work and enjoy some peace of mind without you texting or using your work phone (which I haven’t memorized yet) to trap me into talking to you!! AND i do not appreciate you asking why i sound down. It’s quite obvious frankly, i just don’t want to be talking to you when i could be doing something else that i find more enjoyable… like sorting out that bank statement that came today or writing that invoice that i’ve been putting off for days. Yes, those things are more enjoyable than sitting on the phone trying not to be rude to you!

ANYWHO… now that that is out of my system, I am praying that not responding to his texts is a good enough clue for him to leave me alone.

Here are some quotes i read in an old GLAMOUR magazine that made me laugh…

16 DAFT THINGS CELEBS HAVE SAID

  • If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years but I would eat them. – Johnny Depp
  • I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You can’t take that away from me, ‘cos singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can’t sing, it’s kind of like insulting God. – Fergie, Black Eyed Peas
  • If you ask me, I’d like to become the first female president. That would be really cool…the first thing I would do is redocorate (the White House). It doesn’t look very cosy. – Jennifer Lopez
  • There’s Elvis and me. I couldn’t say which of the two is best. – Liam Gallagher
  • I was in history class and the teacher said to raise your hand if you know the conitnents. I raised my hand and said ‘A. E. I. O. U.’ And the teacher replied, “Those aren’t even consonants. They’re vowels.” – Jessica Simpson (who else would say that???)
  • Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows what I’m going through. – R. Kelly
  • Beyound its entertainment value, Baywatch has enriched and, in so many cases, helped save lives. – David Hasselhoff (really? I would think REAL lifeguards are more concerned with rushing to the drowning victim than strutting their stuff in slow motion)
  • My child was not only carried by me, but by the universe. – Celine Dion
  • I don’t really think. I just walk. – Paris Hilton (THIS I believe)
  • Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. – Brooke Shields (This reminded me of those poorly BS-ed essays we used to write in school)
  • I’m getting more famouser by the day. – Avril Lavigne
  • I definitely want (my son) Brooklyn to christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet. – David Beckham (I DIED reading this one)
  • The cool thing about being famous is travelling. I have always wanted to travel across seas – like to Canada and stuff. – Britney Spears (again, who but her would say this??)
  • I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to. – Linda Evangelsita
  • I love being in America. Charlotte Church (while in Toronto)
  • SIENNA MILLER: I just wanted to say I can’t believe I’m sitting in a bar drinking Champagne next to Kevin Bacon

         KEVIN SPACEY: “Spacey”

        SIENNA: “Yeah, it is, isn’t it!”

 

And with that folks, I bid you a lovely LONG weekend!

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